Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Celeb Fun Clips -- Back In business

Okay so I've been slack -- but on the plus side I've got some killer pics to rock this posting starting with and Olsen twin and a Faye Dunaway Impersonator?




Apparetnly olsen 1 told olsen 2 that she needed to do something with her hair to make her look more like a crazy person? Seriously is this her sister?











And you see over there kids? That's were Lord Zoltar will land with the spaceship and come to take us to the planet Xoranthia.







Apparently someone told Madonna that this was a bottle full of guitar playing talent juice










Whhhhat? ..... Whhhhhen ?........ Whhheeere?












Wardrode malfunction? Please! I am so ready for that. Bring it.









What do you mean this looks like I stole this from an Olsen twin? Look, at least my hair is nicer.











Helpful tip -- when shopping for hats make sure they make you look more ridicululos than the matching dress.












Can someone please explain to me how this woman can lift her head?

Wednesday, February 6, 2008

Hide and seek

You know how celebs sometimes like to hide. Well here's an example of of the worst choice for camouflage's ever. Take it away Charlize ...



Charlize apparently attempting to disguise herself as a fashionable zebra bird?



"Can you hear me now -- no for real man. Damn this aint my phone this is my TV remote."


Here we see Lindsay sporting the"almost no pants" style on her way to Charlie's 13th Step Occasional Drinking Lounge.


"Dude the Saints are so going to kick ass. But who is this Stan Lee Look alike we're posing with"


When you kill a muppet it's best to use all of it's parts so why not have matching shoes with a pelt. Poor, poor Cookie Monster.

Sunday, February 3, 2008

alba sure to catch this one

Ah Jessica Alba, the notoriously non-nude posing beauty who now joins the ranks of young female stars who sign up for the crappy horror flick of the month (see Sarah Michelle Geller, Kristin Bell, etc.) Well Alba's flick has her playing a blind woman who gets new eyes and a whole mess o' scare with em. In her honor she leads off this crop of celeb pics.


Here we see a wish list for the bearded host of this little game he likes to call, "Things I would like to eat off Jessica Alba"

Don't those wax models look creppily real? ..... Wait those are the actual people? GET OUTTA HERE!


"Listen up, I just has a popcorn kernel and I'm stuffed"


Man those wax -- oh I used that already. Hey look everyone -- me!

Baby + Halle Berry = cabbage patch perm with matching zebra bag

Hey Rhianna can you sign it, "To Eddie, Love Rhianna, anna, anna, anna, ey, ey, ey ....."

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

SAG Times

Writer's strike , schmiter's schmike, the Screen Actor's Guild had their show anyway so all the celebs who had the Golden Globes outfits now had a chance to wear them.


" WHAT!!?? Yeah so what I'm not on TV anymore."

"Okay here we go, I was in High School Musical which is movie about kids in a school dancing and singing. You were in the "foot" movie which is completely not the same but they did dance so I guess that's what like, 80 degrees of Kevin Bacon?"

"Sooooo like has anybody actually seen La Vie en Rose? Really, anyone, Bueller?"


"Kids you know when your mom says don't make that face because it might get stuck that way .. well VIOLA!"


"AAARGH me hearties, happy awards show."

Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of the Annie Lennox/Ron Howard dressed as the tin man contest.

Monday, January 28, 2008

RRambo Edition (yearughmurphourowww First Blood)


Okay so here's the thing Rambo 4, but cleverly titled Rambo, was just released and well not having seen it I'm gonna say he shoots dudes and blows up stuff. Enjoy these choice pics


Here we see Rambo rippin on some transcendental poetry on the way to shoot dudes, "Rivers flow beneath my mutterings of decay and death. Aye sorrow tis my burden with my enormous blade thrust upon guy in bushes"

At first actress lady wondered "Man should he still be rocking the Stayin' Alive headband?'' She then sadly realized that movie starred John Travolta with a song sung by Frank Stallone.


"Yeooooooow this movie suuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks"

"In this scene you're going to pretend that someone actually cares about this movie and shoot this way. Now no worries I'm going to stab you worse than your friend in the other picture but that's beside the point."


Slow boat to china? -- Nope try straight to DVD

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Apparel Humor

"What like I'm supposed to wear pants? C'mon!!!" Props to the the chameleonic attempts of that stalkerazzi in the green hoodie.


A family that wear big coats together -- well this is just weird. But what's with the Bruce Willis impersonator?



Katherine Mcphee is very glad to be the new spokesperson for the new L.A. Boutique shop. "Sunglasses Bigger Than My Face."

After posing for the cover of his new Album "Undercover of Jacket" Jagger asks "Oy, ave you seen me pen?"