Tuesday, January 29, 2008

SAG Times

Writer's strike , schmiter's schmike, the Screen Actor's Guild had their show anyway so all the celebs who had the Golden Globes outfits now had a chance to wear them.


" WHAT!!?? Yeah so what I'm not on TV anymore."

"Okay here we go, I was in High School Musical which is movie about kids in a school dancing and singing. You were in the "foot" movie which is completely not the same but they did dance so I guess that's what like, 80 degrees of Kevin Bacon?"

"Sooooo like has anybody actually seen La Vie en Rose? Really, anyone, Bueller?"


"Kids you know when your mom says don't make that face because it might get stuck that way .. well VIOLA!"


"AAARGH me hearties, happy awards show."

Ladies and Gentlemen, the winner of the Annie Lennox/Ron Howard dressed as the tin man contest.

Monday, January 28, 2008

RRambo Edition (yearughmurphourowww First Blood)


Okay so here's the thing Rambo 4, but cleverly titled Rambo, was just released and well not having seen it I'm gonna say he shoots dudes and blows up stuff. Enjoy these choice pics


Here we see Rambo rippin on some transcendental poetry on the way to shoot dudes, "Rivers flow beneath my mutterings of decay and death. Aye sorrow tis my burden with my enormous blade thrust upon guy in bushes"

At first actress lady wondered "Man should he still be rocking the Stayin' Alive headband?'' She then sadly realized that movie starred John Travolta with a song sung by Frank Stallone.


"Yeooooooow this movie suuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks"

"In this scene you're going to pretend that someone actually cares about this movie and shoot this way. Now no worries I'm going to stab you worse than your friend in the other picture but that's beside the point."


Slow boat to china? -- Nope try straight to DVD

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Apparel Humor

"What like I'm supposed to wear pants? C'mon!!!" Props to the the chameleonic attempts of that stalkerazzi in the green hoodie.


A family that wear big coats together -- well this is just weird. But what's with the Bruce Willis impersonator?



Katherine Mcphee is very glad to be the new spokesperson for the new L.A. Boutique shop. "Sunglasses Bigger Than My Face."

After posing for the cover of his new Album "Undercover of Jacket" Jagger asks "Oy, ave you seen me pen?"